Eternity

I've just been thinking about eternity, as one does when one is waiting for something to be delivered. Ikea shop online. Great idea, I thought. I'll get my new wardrobe from them to save having to undergo a Krypton Factor-style procedure to get it into the back of a mate's car. Much easier, so I thought. I got phoned at 9:05am to say they would be here "within the hour". Getting on for 2 hours later, still no sign. They've got till 1pm...wow it worked! As soon as I started to blog about them being late, they turned up! Christ why did I order so much stuff?!?! You see, I didn't stop at a wardrobe. Oh no, no, no and thrice no. I made procurement of various other gubbins, including (but not limited to) a rather complicated-looking glass-sided booze cabinet. Look, when you drink as much gin as I do, it needs a dedicated home!

Right, I have Sainsbury's delivering at 8pm so that gives me a nice long free slot to pop into the city centre and make a few purchases, namely a BluRay player to go with my Massive New Telly (special present to myself because I am allowed). After about 6 months of the last 12 being close to Dire Financial Straits, it is really nice to be solvent once again. I've dipped into my savings and procured myself a few little pressies (ranging from Massive New Telly down to some recipe books I wanted).

Right, I must be getting on. I need to buy net curtain wire. How horrifically domesticated is that?!?!